DaVince's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Girlchan in Paradise Ep2]

Oh wow hahahahahahahahahahah

An amazing parody of everything you see in bad anime (and dubs). Loved it!

No kogoku... Uh I mean tsuzuku this time, though?

[The Real Legend 3]

Pretty good, but has some quirks.

Good and funny, but there are some inconsistencies... The audio is a mix between good and bad recordings, and the comedic timing is sometimes off to the point of being boring. The good style and regular well-timed jokes make up for it mostly, luckily.

[Tarboy]

Nice!

Awesome presentation and animation. Okay storyline.

[AMIG0]

One of your best works yet.

There are just no words for how touched I am with this animation. Beautiful, simply beautiful.

[Badger Badger Polka]

Uhhh... Meh.

Not really all that special, but definitely not worth a huge ramble on how bad it is like the review below me. Whoa geez that surprised me!

I know this was just supposed to be a complete joke, but even then I can't enjoy the vid. Sorry!

[NSFW's "The Miracle"]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Ogod it's NSFW animutation. Ridiculously disturbing and hilarious, simultaneously.

And whoa, the clown is a WOMAN?! Or this is just another internet miracle. :o

NotSafeForWork responds:

The clown looks like a dude but has girlybits. So... it's an interverse-trap.
A "part", if you will.

[Phoenix Wrong Rides Again]

Pretty good.

Decent. Some of them are quite funny, others simply don't make enough sense to be all that enjoyable.

Detective Gumshoe laughing = Complete and Total Win though.

[Phoenix Wrong: Green Wing]

Good presentation and animation, poor humour.

I don't think the jokes are all that funny, but the presentation and movements are absolutely great. As much as I'd like to give it a higher rating than I am giving you, I just didn't find it funny enough.

Presentation - 9 - Simple and well taken care of. Graphics are not screwed up with weird resizes.
Graphics and animation - 8. Very well synched to the audio, funny animation and movements. Graphics are of course from Phoenix Wright so you get no points for that.
Audio - 6. Just voices, not your own, the audio quality is a bit mediocre too. But I guess this can't be helped.
Humour - 4. Lacking. A grin did appear on my face about the returning balls jokes and sudden movements, but that's about it, really. This is more something to do with my personal taste, though.
Overall - I'll give this a 7.

(Why is there are character maximum for reviews? There should be a minimum, not a maximum! I mean geez, most of the reviews on Newgrounds are more like comments than reviews anyway.)

[Dumbbell]

'snice.

Hey, that's some pretty cool work there, TmsT. I like the endless concept. Funny animation, too.

[Ugly Katamari]

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I laugh at the zero voters! However, this Flash will make so much more sense if you know what the Teatons means. The Teatons IS all about crap, but crap made by people who are capable of making good stuff.

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